Disposable Garbage (1): BTN Part 2

Disposable Garbage (1): BTN Part 2
The UMNO agents prepared some short questions to gauge our knowledge about the nation, which they later tried to elaborate from an UMNO perspective:

These were some of the questions, followed by some of our answers:

1. The Malaysian Constitution: The supreme law of the nation that means nothing unless the ruling government itself abide by its principles

2. Article 153: Malay special privileges dulu, kini dan selamanya (then, now and forever)

3. New Economic Policy: The main reason why Malaysia lost 2 million potentially talented, skilful and knowledgeable citizens of all races since 1970.

4. Parliament: A huge building where uneducated pea-brains like Nazri Aziz and Bung Mokhtar can curse freely and utter hurtful words with no fear of any legal repercussions

5. Dewan Negara: A gathering of political has-beens with no freedom to vote with their conscience on any arising matters

6. Election Commission: The 15th component party of Barisan Nasional

7. Barisan Nasional: Irrelevant, Not an edible entity

8. Internal Security Act: Got five HINDRAF guys there

9. Official Secrets Act: Freedom of speech, but no freedom after speech

10. DYMM Yang Dipertuan Agong: Our ruler who was called a "natang" or "animal" by the frustrated Idris Jusoh supporters

11. Negaraku Song: Originally the tune of Mamula Moon

12. Article 160(2): Now, everyone can be Malay! (as long as cakap Melayu, budaya Melayu, nama Melayu and Muslim too.

13. Article 161A(4): That little section of the Malaysian constitution that never garners any attention, as evidenced by the poverty and limbo state of Sabahan and Sarawakian bumiputeras

14. Sedition Act: More commonly known as Anti-Bloggers Act these days

15. Jus Soli: UMNOputras' favorite tagline

16. Social Contract: UMNOputra's second favorite tagline