Monday, August 18, 2008

Disposable Garbage (1): BTN Part 2


Disposable Garbage (1): BTN Part 2
The UMNO agents prepared some short questions to gauge our knowledge about the nation, which they later tried to elaborate from an UMNO perspective:

These were some of the questions, followed by some of our answers:

1. The Malaysian Constitution: The supreme law of the nation that means nothing unless the ruling government itself abide by its principles

2. Article 153: Malay special privileges dulu, kini dan selamanya (then, now and forever)

3. New Economic Policy: The main reason why Malaysia lost 2 million potentially talented, skilful and knowledgeable citizens of all races since 1970.

4. Parliament: A huge building where uneducated pea-brains like Nazri Aziz and Bung Mokhtar can curse freely and utter hurtful words with no fear of any legal repercussions

5. Dewan Negara: A gathering of political has-beens with no freedom to vote with their conscience on any arising matters

6. Election Commission: The 15th component party of Barisan Nasional

7. Barisan Nasional: Irrelevant, Not an edible entity

8. Internal Security Act: Got five HINDRAF guys there

9. Official Secrets Act: Freedom of speech, but no freedom after speech

10. DYMM Yang Dipertuan Agong: Our ruler who was called a "natang" or "animal" by the frustrated Idris Jusoh supporters

11. Negaraku Song: Originally the tune of Mamula Moon

12. Article 160(2): Now, everyone can be Malay! (as long as cakap Melayu, budaya Melayu, nama Melayu and Muslim too.

13. Article 161A(4): That little section of the Malaysian constitution that never garners any attention, as evidenced by the poverty and limbo state of Sabahan and Sarawakian bumiputeras

14. Sedition Act: More commonly known as Anti-Bloggers Act these days

15. Jus Soli: UMNOputras' favorite tagline

16. Social Contract: UMNOputra's second favorite tagline



2 comments:

Jed Yoong said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Good one!
Funniest post of the day, week.
Way too serious these days...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

CK said...

brilliant!!!
im laughing my heart out while anxiously waiting for the redult of the by-election to come out....